Why in the mind of my mother do I never grow out of being an 8 year old?

coleklayman

2024-05-08 23:52:08

does anyone else have one of these moms who every time you leave their presence they always tell you to be careful be care it's just be careful out there it's like

i think she thinks i'm gonna get kidnapped like i'm two hundred and forty pounds but my mother is afraid that some man is going to pick me up in the grocery store parking lot

and throw me in his van like unless there are twelve of them and they have a forklift i don't think this is gonna happen

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