do you know why i pulled you over just now sir sorry i was speeding
i'm gonna have to write you a speeding because my wife
is giving birth to my baby my son hi
i was wondering if there are any mothers here who are giving birth to babies and there isn't a father
a lot
thank god
that's excellent
hey hon i'm trying to get out of a speeding ticket
just play along until he leaves
you're late
ah
alright
i'll let you off with a warning