do you know why i pulled you over just now sir sorry i was speeding i'm gonna have to write you a speeding because my wife is giving birth to my baby my son hi i was wondering if there are any mothers here who are giving birth to babies and there isn't a father a lot thank god that's excellent hey hon i'm trying to get out of a speeding ticket just play along until he leaves you're late ah alright i'll let you off with a warning