God is No-thing.
From my NEW Netflix Special,
I Am Not For Everyone.
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peteholmes

2024-05-08 13:29:44

some people think god created the universe some people think nothing created the universe
which is the funniest guess
and then nothing people make fun of the god people they say god doesn't exist i'm like ok maybe
but you know what definitely doesn't exist
nothing
that's the defining characteristic of nothing
is that it doesn't exist
so what are we talking about either you think it's god something you can't see touch taste photograph and science can't prove or you think it's nothing something you can't see touch taste photograph and science can't prove
but i think we can all agree if nothing if you are nothing sometimes spontaneously erupt into everything
that's a pretty goddamn magical fucking nothing you guys
and ask ask the nothing people what happens when you die they'll tell you nothing
you go into nothing
i'm like
you mean you merge back with your creator
ah
that's heaven bitch
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