dude spiders are the only web developers in the world that enjoy finding bugs we think people with eyeglasses look smart when in reality they failed the test to get them bro claustrophobic people are perfectly fine with their brains being trapped inside their skull dude to pregnant women boxing is like two babies having a mech fight humans are afraid of being bitten by spiders even though we have more teeth and spiders are afraid of being stepped on by humans even though they have more legs the movie cars has sidewalks and why platypus has produced both eggs and milk and makes them a portable source of omelets mom said i need to be nicer to you so why i haven't said anything
