ðŸŦ ðŸ’€"I had a two year old criminal once in a restaurant incident. We both visited the car, and without incident, he went back into the restaurant reformed. He is now 33 and a productive person in today's society." ðŸĪŠ (👈 best mom comment)

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2024-05-02 14:07:45

okay was all been reporting live from outside my son's bedroom where he's currently being detained until that time is over now the story does involve a minor so i can't release specifics but what i can confirm is my son is a two-year-old terrorist who held me hostage at the olive garden earlier today
it's important to note the friends i met there do not have children and likely never will after witnessing this situation firsthand
this is an active investigation but authorities believe the proper precautions were taken i brought my son's favourite snacks and even risked judgment from other moms by bringing an ipad but not even coco melon could have stopped this meltdown
after several cries demanding
shuts up
a good samaritan waitress miraculously understood it as the english word catch up and brought him a bottle unfortunately her good deed was later punished after he threw a ketchup covered forget her
not all heroes wear capes but this one sort of worn an apron
you know these toddler outbursts are becoming increasingly common as more and more parents try out the new craze gentle parenting and completely suck at it
i'll keep trying
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