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premiumseatsusa

2024-04-27 12:09:34

i have two boys
they're six and three and they are boys like real he hymns if you know what i'm saying
luckily
i have a cousin that lives near me and he has two girls the same age six and three and these girls come over to my house my god what did i do wrong where i didn't get girls these girls
they show up and they're like
hello uncle tommy and they go we would like to color
and they sit down
and they fucking color an hour later i can go into that room and they're like
are my voice are they in the house are they on the house
or the other on the street fantastic i go out there i'm like what the hell are you guys doing
and they're like we broke all the crayons
and we put them in the mailbox