since they live on a farm his mother asks if he had done his chores
not yet said little johnny
his mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores
well he's a little pissed off so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken he goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow he goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig
he goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal
how come i don't get any eggs and bacon
why don't i have any milk in my cereal he asks
well his mother says i saw you kick a chicken so you don't get any eggs for a week
i saw you kick the pig so you don't get any bacon for a week either
i also saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk
just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen
little johnny looks up at his mother with a smile and says
are you going to tell him or should i
did you get it
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