sbf trial has unearthed some crazy shit and i'm just now catching up with it so i'm gonna show you guys the craziest shit that has come out sam's ex-girlfriend carolina who has seen better days testified last week about chinese bribes and thai hookers basically while everything was going down alameda had about a billion dollars that was frozen by chinese officials to get that money on frozen they set up thai hookers with trading accounts basically trade against alamitos positions and transfer the money from alamitos wallets to their own when that didn't work out they ended up sending a hundred million dollars to chinese officials to bribe them to release their money honestly sam is resourceful like thai hookers where do you even come up with that idea also the reason bitcoin didn't hit one hundred k in the last bull run was because fdx continuously sold large amounts of bitcoin in order to drive the price down there's evidence that sbf engaged in major market manipulation to drive the price of bitcoin out there's also this moment where he fat fingered one hundred k and accidentally sent a million dollars to a political campaign the insurance fund that they would brag about on twitter was calculated by multiplying trading volume by a random number that might do another video as more info comes out but for now let's just thank god that he's not the president as that was one of his most ambitious goals and he is quoted saying there's a five percent chance that he will become the president of the united states looking at one hundred fifteen years in prison but we'll see how this plays out