chuck norris has a diary

it's called the guinness book of world records sharks get a warning when chuck norris is on the beach when chuck norris visits a country they learn his language i changed my password to chuck norris and was rejected because it was too strong chuck norris once didn't want to go to school

those days are now known as saturday and sunday

if chuck norris gives you the wrong answer you asked the wrong question chuck norris admitted to using stunt doubles in his movies but only for the crying parts when chuck norris reads a book the book learns chuck norris drove his mother to the hospital when she was in labor with him when chuck norris moved out of his house he told his dad you're the man of the house now when mark zuckerberg created the facebook he already had a friend request pending from chuck norris when chuck norris climbed mount everest the mountain got exhausted