you will love my wife since i got tons of other all fake let me tell you oh when i was thirteen poor kid i got from my bar mitzvah i got to watch a real ones i wear to school and all the kids made fun of me like where did you steal that that's fate so i came home i put it away i didn't want to wear it my mom's like he's where's the bar mitzvah watch i'm like i'm not wearing it and i told her why she tells me i get choked up thinking about because someday you're going to be so rich that all i want you to do is wear fake watches nobody's going