i was in new york city recently while i was there i went to the gym when i finished at the gym i went to the subway station and i saw my train coming i started running towards the train and the doors started to close i was like i'm going to take my gym bag
i'm gonna fling it
it's going to get stuck between the doors
the doors aren't going to close they're gonna open
and i'm gonna walk on this train like a boss that was the plan
this is what actually happened
i took my gym bag i flung it
i kind of let go
and my bag went into the train
the doors closed
and i didn't make it onto the train
for those of you who aren't following along yet
a sweaty brown guy just ran up to a train
took a black duffel bag
threw it onto a train
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