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bryancallen

2024-04-01 08:45:41

would you rather be trapped in a mall closed doors you can't get out you're trapped in them all for twenty four hours do you think you have a better chance of surviving a gorilla or seven black mambas i think the answer is easy do they just happen to be into their or their like actively served they're actively hunting you do you think seven black mamas is more a threat to you than a mountain gorilla in a mall
seven black moms only going to do is protect myself from the knees down find yourself a pair of boots you're fine
alright
and by the way if you can't find booth just casually jog away from them i don't know much about mamba cardio but i guarantee it's not better than mine it's not how they catch their prey and how fast can a mama slither anyway oh yeah it doesn't matter because it can't slither as fast as i can run with my legs
a six hundred pound mountain gorilla looking for you oh my god first of all you just hear this ah
and he's gonna pull you limb from limb boots ain't helping you
okay and you shit your pants in voluntarily so you can smell your everywhere you're leading a wafting trail i see seven black mambas i call that stomp town alright stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp i'm safe