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lance

thank you and straight from your flight to the tieback your day away from the crowds to an on-site exclusive lounge just a few minutes away if you're lucky enough to enjoy their private suite you'll be shower snacks drinks and gadgets

and since they know we'll stash your snacks they already have a to-go box ready for you not to mention the welcome caviar and a private en-suite bathroom that not only smells good but has everything you need for you to look and feel good but the perks don't stop there arena got a forty five minute massage and i got a haircut and a manicure because why not

then we feasted on a little bit of everything that we actually pre-ordered a day ahead and took time to really soak in this ridiculous experience so if you want to enjoy the most seamless and exclusive flying experience where you see no one deal with no hassle and just stuff yourself with food while someone gets your luggage and even have guest hang out with you and this is the place for you

you already know i had to take full advantage of that box i'll see you guys next time

or maybe not