Like did they expect someone to raise their hand and be like “oh yeah that was me” ‍️ #chris

Like did they expect someone to raise their hand and be like “oh yeah that was me” 🤦🏼‍♀️

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elizabeth__gibson

2024-04-06 09:05:42

call me crazy if you want but i've never like store bought pesto oh my gosh susie you are so crazy

anyway one time i was visiting a church for the first time and i'd heard a lot of great things about it you know like there's a good community lots of young people

i don't know who started that rumor because it definitely was not true anyway so i'm sitting in the service and you know is fine if it's a good message good music and till the very end when

instead of the time when someone's like oh if you wanna accept jesus if you want to be baptized if you wanna join our church come on down know instead a church elder got up and was like guys when you talk to you about something very serious and i'm like it's really awkward because there's like

people in here

because the holy spirit told us that someone in here

is being unfaithful to their spouse

either there's a rat in near

or you're lying and that wasn't the holy spirit

so i high tailed it out there as fast as i possibly could i mean without them thinking that it was me there's been a rise fast because my mom not even married but like i got out of there as fast as i could because they're crazy

but suzy you're even crazier

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