telling people you're going to do the things and doing the thing messaging friends who may or may not be doing the thing

isn't doing the thing writing a bang a tweet about how you're going to do the thing isn't doing the thing hating on yourself for not doing the thing isn't doing the thing hating on other people who have done the thing isn't doing the thing painting on the obstacles in the way of you doing the thing isn't doing the thing fantasizing about all of the adoration you'll receive once you do the thing

isn't doing the thing reading about how to do the thing isn't doing a thing reading about how other people did the thing isn't doing the thing reading this essay isn't doing the thing the only thing that is doing the thing

is doing the thing