اگه بشریت نباشه هیچ اتفاقی نمی‌افته، اما اگه برغون نباشه شمعدونیا دق می‌کنن...
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comedy_sarpayi

2024-04-13 04:01:31

humanity was wiped out today the earth would return to a paradise in a few hundred years if we lose bees were a desert forever were not that important
we're just one species of narcissistic ape
and some people on social media get annoyed when i say where i you know religious types americans
and
one bloke said to me speak for yourself dude i ain't no ape
and i sent back we are because we're all apes he went nah what's a gorilla ever done we've walked on the moon
i sent back what do you mean we've done fuck all
you've spelt moon wrong
it's weird isn't it when people take credit for the sort of rest of the species because that's what's pushed civilization forward you know a few geniuses along the way but there's
eight billion people on this planet most of us do nothing we eat shit and die like
if there was a meteor heading towards earth that definitely destroy it four billion people would get down their knees and pray to their particular god and a few hundred scientists would work out to get bruce willis up there to stop it