when you were a child christmas is all about getting things give me things it makes me happy as a woman life is all about getting things but as a man as you evolve as you grow you realize that the only kind of joy you can find is to be the one who is giving which is why on christmas day we would open up all these amazing prisons and dad get socks dads work all year long that has gone up earlier everyone else worked harder than everyone else said the entire family dealt with most distress and now it's christmas and everyone gets him songs because nobody gives a shit about how men feel and nobody wants to make menu