let me tell you

a story about a man who moved to romania seven years ago doesn't speak a lick of romanian but he is such an interesting important person that people will learn english just to talk to the fact that you're walking around talking english and germans don't even want to bother use broken english to communicate with humans yearlings the reason you're going to be going hey my name's dan and they're replying in german they do not have any interest in speaking to you because you're a dummy if you are big and strong and you go off a ferrari and you have two german guys that i need to talk to you like whoa he'll find a way nobody wants to talk to you because you're a nerd