i'm indian and i wanted outside my culture anymore it's all thanks to my persian ex girlfriend so one night she invites me over to dinner at her house i say sure not knowing this is about to be the most embarrassing dinner of my entire life so i show up late because you know indian i meet her whole fam we're talking aunts uncles cousins grandma grandpa mom dad the whole family's they're right
we're having a great time and during dinner we realize there's tons of similarities between the hindi enforce the languages of our people
so i'll be like oh how do you guys save vegetables little bit oh it's a sabzi and oh we say subsidy and we geek out about this for like over an hour
now at some point grandma personally brings me a bowl over homemade dessert and it looks just like this indian desert we have so i look at her dead in her eyes i say grandma this care looks delicious
she looks at me sideways everyone around me gets quite and i'm confused so i say it again thinking maybe i said why i said grandma this care looks delicious it looks creamy i want bowls and bowls of it just nonstop
it doesn't help all i hear now is laughing in the corner and it's my girlfriend's cousin
so i'll walk over to him i'm like what's going on he goes
why are you saying that
and so what care he's like stop that's called show lazard
and i'm like oh well we call it cure
and i was like
wait what does cure mean a neural language and he goes oh qr just means dick
not just dick but like big veni triumphant