Why do banks want to take you to lunch when you owe them 50 million??
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dolfderoosrei

2024-03-18 08:19:22

if you owe the bank five hundred thousand dollars you've got a problem
but if you owe the bank fifty million they have the problem
and then a very interesting thing happens the banks call you
and they say hey
how would you like to come to lunch today it's on us as course
and you think to yourself man that's the second time in a month they've invited me to lunch and they keep paying
why do banks want to take you to lunch when you owe them fifty million dollars
and the answer is no it's not to make sure you're still alive
it's because they've received another lump of money and they want to offer it to you before they go to the general public
why did they want offer it to you
because you always pay the mortgage on time you're a guarantee deal someone new off the street they don't know if they'll pay